Morning toilet

It is of uttner importance to stay clean n fresh. Washning ones scalp n stuffs is good fowr you and lessnens tendencies to baldness n stuffs. Mommy calls me cwrazny nut but that's ok, I know whewre I get it fwrom.

I want Mommy to stay home from work! She wowrknided all through the holidays n she's not done yet. This is no fun! Shoo! Four days open to close n then some. And the stupnid car is broknen again n the mechanic is off he says. Why is he off n my Mommy isnent?

I was thinkning I should get a job n stuffs. I could bwring a lunch box n pens. I'd be all set n stuffs. Shoo!