nail cuttning n stuffs

Daddy heldnided me down when Mommy cut my nails n stuffs I got so mad n stuffs n then I got yumyums n I wasn't mad anymore n stuffs. N Mommy won't have to get so many scwratchnes when we play n stuffs.

Daddy n Mommy cut their haiwr too so I guess it's faiwr n stuffs.

I've got a lasner! Shoo! It's fun n stuffs! I yell at it n stuffs n chase it n stuffs n I have to check undner my paw n stuff to see if I caughtnided it but I never catch it n stuffs n then I play wiss my twist tie. I've got bunchnes of twist ties now. N a lasner. Did I tell you I have a lasner? Shoo I love my toys! Toys toys toys. I love my twist tie I love my twist tie love my twistie twistie twist tie and my laaasner!