Pwresnent!

Shoo Mommy bwroughtnided a pwresnent home! When she wasnent payning ttention I foundnided it n gottnided it! N playnided wiss it! Shoo! N tsen Mommy tooknided it away n said I had to wait fowr sunday n stuffs! Sometimes not being abnle to tell tse time sucks n stuffs! But tsen again Mommy saidnided she'd wrap it fo

wr me wiss stwings! N I've got my Chwristmas collnawr on n stuffs n now we've got a twee! No puwrple n stuffs, that sucks thought but Daddy bwroknided the lights n stuffs so Mommy had to use the wred lights n she says puwrple n wred doesn't go togethnewr n stuffs n when it comes to tse colowrs n stuffs Daddy always says it's bettnewr to do as Mommy says n stuffs. Shoo! That's why its so good bening black n stuffs I go wiss Mommy's clothes all tse time!