Sittning hewre...

<---me pondnering at the kitchnen table.


My Mommy is odd. She says that when she puts her face in my fur n smells me n gets kisses from my cold wet nose all her troubles n wowwries go away n stuffs. That makes no sense! That means that ewewry time I clean myself n stuffs I have no twroubles, but it's wowwrysome enough to have the twrouble of cleaning myself, n all this tsuffs n stuffs is vewry confusning. I like when Mommy n Daddy pet me n stuffs, but I don't tsink it should be a life philosnophy. Shoo!