Who's the soft fluff? - I'm the soft fluff!

Shoo you guys! My Mommy has gotten dwrillnided in now and she has to get dwrillnided in again too. Oh no! My poor Mommy. Good tsing she has a soft fluff. I like to be pettnided n stuffs but only when I wanna be pettnided n stuffs n that's usuallny when peoples are busny n stuffs so I just lay on the computner n stuffs or meow on the floowr n stuffs n then peoples pick me up n stuffs n then I purr n stuffs n then they have to pet me. Shoo! They got twricknided!

I like ishavsröra. It's some kind of goo n stuffs. Don't know what's in it n stuffs but now it's in my belly. Shoo!