Stuffs I'm not allownided to do

Ok you guys, I know I'm vewry spoilnided n stuffs, but there are tsings I'm not allownided to do. For instance

No sittning on the stove n stuffs. I didn't understand but then I burnided myself.

No scwratchning on walls. Don't know why

No scwratchning on the livning wroom furniture. Don't know why

No tearwning tsings out of closnets. Don't know why

No stickning my head in the toilet. Don't know why

No climbning up Daddy's n Mommy's legs when they're not wearning pants. Don't know why

I think that's prettny much it. Shoo I'm a spoilnided little Knit!