Hewre is a mystewrious place to be

Shoo you guys! Yestnerday Mommy n Daddy didn'nt come home until 'levnen clock at night! They saidnided they had been buildning stuffs at Mommy's job n stuffs. Shoo I've seenided whewre Mommy wowrks n stuffs n it doesn'nt look like it evnen tooknided til 'levnen clock to build the whole place n stuffs. I tsink they fell sleep n stuffs n they didn'nt wanna tell me n stuffs cause they didn'nt want to make me 'pset n stuffs cause I usnually sleep next to them n stuffs so. Shoo.

Today they camnided home at the wregnular time though. Good tsing! Yestnewrday I 'bout stawrvnided to death n stuffs. Mommy saidnided that we'wre gonna dwrink tea n watch Animal cops. I don't like tea, it's hot n stuffs but I do like animal cops n stuffs. Two out of five isn'nt bad n stuffs. Shoo!