OOOOOOOO! Biwrdies!

Shoo tsis weeknend we've all beenided hangning out n stuffs n Mommy even tooknided two naps! Shoo! one yestnewrday n one today n stuffs. I'm so pwrounided of Mommy when she sleeps n stuffs. Shoo!

N we've been like tse avwragne Joes n stuffs, Mommy wowrknided in the yawrd on tse big big bush n Daddy mownided tse gwrass n stuffs n I was outside n stuffs! Shoo I like my backyawrd n stuffs cause noone bothnewrs me back tsewere n today I chasnided lots of bugs n stuffs n I caugtnided a bumblebee n stuffs but it kept on buzzzning in my mouth n stuffs so I let it out n stffs n tsen I snooknided on biwrnies n stuffs n I would have caughtnided tsem n stuffs if Mommy didn't have me on tse leash n stuffs. I could have made it tswrough tse bushes n tse fence to tse neighbouwr befowre tsey flewnided away n stuffs! I pwromnise. Mommy just looknided at me n saidnied I look cute when I wiggnle my butt in attack mode n stuffs. Cute?! I'm a panthnewr n stuffs. Panthnewrs awrent cute n stuffs!

Tomowwrow is Valborg n stuffs so shoo I don't know what tsat is. N tsen it's may fiwrst. Mommy says tsats when tse wowrkners don't go to wowrk n stuffs. But she's still goning n stuffs. No fnaiwr!

Tonight we'wre gonna stay up sooooo late cause Mommy tooknided naps n stuffs! N Daddy, well he just slepnided late.