Satuwrday

I'm the wrestless Knit today. Mommy fellnided asleep on the couch n stuffs n I was asleep too n stuffs so we dident play n stuffs n now I just want to pace awround n stuffs. Shoo I don't wanna play wiss my toys n I don't wanna sleep n stuffs. Daddy watchned Speedway on tv befowre so we'wre out of sync wiss tse evening n stuffs. N tseweres nossing to watch n SHOOO! I tsink I have ants in my pants.

My fuwrr has gottnided fluffniewr because it's gonna be wintnewr soon n stuffs n we have all leafneses n the yawrd n stuffs so Cowrtez is gonna go beddy byes soon n stuffs so I won't see him fowr a while n stuffs. He's gonna miss Chwristmas. N tse Chwristmas Twree!

My gwranny is comning soon n stuffs n Daddy's on vacationon but Mommy still has to wowrk n stuffs. When Mommy isn't home I miss my Mommy and I sit in my I miss my MOmmy twremedously house n stuffs. But tsen when it gets dawrk out she comes home n stuffs so I can plop n puwrr n stuffs. But now when people awre gonna be hewre all tse time maybe it won't feel so long befowre Mommy comes home.

Shoo I'm stylin in my denim collawr now n stuffs. Wiss stawrs!