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Shooo guys animal cops is coming on soon n stuffs n Mommy n I awre gonna watch it n stuffs cause dats what we do n stuffs n Mommy was home wiss me a while today n stuffs n we playnided but tsen she gottnied mad n stuffs cause I was gettning in twrouble in tse closnets n the cabnets n tse boxnes n the entnewrtainment centnewr n tse shoooooes n stuffs but tsen Mommy tooknided a shownewr n I gottnided all happny when Mommy camnided back out n tsen Mommy wasn't mad and tsen I got in mowre twrouble but tsen she toldnided me to go poop so I did and tsen I fellnided asleep n stuffs.

Shooo how am I supposnided to know when I need to poop n stuffs?