So much fowr self contwrol

Shoo, Mommy saidnided that I'm too cute to not be in my blogg n now she's by her computnewr so shoo, hewre I am! Aftner baths time n stuffs!

Spensive stuffs n stuffs

Shoo you guys! If Mommy got her way we'd be livning in a place like tsis now. We'wre not.

Daddy boughtnided a new camewra n stuffs but he doesnen't know how it wowrks yet n stuffs n shoo. He was takning pictuwres of me (of couwrse) but the technique is yet not pewrfectnided. N Mommy just didn't have a pictnuwre to add n stuffs. Even tsough I've been on the balcnony, taknided a bath n stuffs n I went to town to deposnit moneys. Shoo! She wouldn't help me type about tsose tsings n stuffs. I got vewry upsetnided n stuffs.

Oh n Mommy's been dwreamning about Paris. Shoo I could go tsewre if it makes my Mommy happny. But I wrathnewr stay in Swednen. On aiwrplanes all tsewre is to eat is ice cubes n stuffs. I pwrefer yum-yums. N Mommy doesn't speak fwrench n stuffs. She has issnues wiss Swednish n Englnish as it is. Shoo! Daddy has issunes wiss Mommy havning issnues.

Wright now Daddy has issnues wiss Mommy not helpning him to look fowr his pants n stuffs so I guess this is all I'll get typnided. Shoo you guys...!

Balcnony

Shoo you guys! I've beenided outside n stuffs two days in a wrow n stuffs! Mommy takes me out on the balcnony n I sit on the tablne n stuffs n look at the biwrdnies n the peoples n the cawrs n stuffs.

I guess Mommy was wright n stuffs when she saidnided that it's not always wintnewr hewre. Now thewre's flowners outside n sunny n evewritsing! The sun even comes up befowre I wentnided to bed tse othnewr day! N it's like still daylight n stuffs at 'levnen clock! At night! A couple of months ago n stuffs the sun wentnided own at 'levnen clock! In tse day!

Shoo tsis is all so confusning, I bettnewr play wiss my twist tie! Shoo I love my twist tie! N bening on the balcnony!

Blankies blankies blankies

Shoo I love blankies! They'wre gwreat! You can lay on tsem n stuffs you can lay undnewr tsem, you can suck on tsem in stuff n you can knead on tsem n stuffs.

Mommy washnided hewr cellphone n stuffs (see the pictnuwre n stuffs) n my Morbrors 4-wheeler got cwrashnided. I had nossning to do wiss eithnewr.

Shoo shoo shoo suppnewr!