Shoo I'm the tweat monstnewr

Gwranny sendinded us a packnage n stuffs so now I have tweats fwrom my countwry of biwrth n stuffs. It's odd n stuffs that I'm on nothewr contnent n stuffs now because hwere too they have bad movnies wiss Jean Claude Van Damme n stuffs.

N I watch Animal cops evewry night n stuffs I like the ones from Houston the best wright now n stuffs. Fwrom Detwroit it's all dog fightning n fwrom Miami it's all cwrocnolidies n stuffs n I want the CSI peoples to show up n stuffs n I like the ones fwrom New Yowrk too but theyw're not as good as they usnided to be n stuffs.

I miss couwrt shows though because they'wre stupnid n sometimes I just like to compawre n stuffs to see how nowrmal Mommy n Daddy wreallny awre n stuffs. Shoo sometimes they need to be compawrined to Jewwryny Spwringner though to look nowrmal... Shoo but don't say I saidnied that!

nail cuttning n stuffs

Daddy heldnided me down when Mommy cut my nails n stuffs I got so mad n stuffs n then I got yumyums n I wasn't mad anymore n stuffs. N Mommy won't have to get so many scwratchnes when we play n stuffs.

Daddy n Mommy cut their haiwr too so I guess it's faiwr n stuffs.

I've got a lasner! Shoo! It's fun n stuffs! I yell at it n stuffs n chase it n stuffs n I have to check undner my paw n stuff to see if I caughtnided it but I never catch it n stuffs n then I play wiss my twist tie. I've got bunchnes of twist ties now. N a lasner. Did I tell you I have a lasner? Shoo I love my toys! Toys toys toys. I love my twist tie I love my twist tie love my twistie twistie twist tie and my laaasner!

a new addition

Today Daddy got a new computner n stuffs, so I got to play wiss the boxnes n it had bunchnes of twist ties n stuffs.

Now Mommy can have a computner too n not have to ask to use it n stuffs even though it was sort of her computner to start wiss. Shoo I don't know n stuffs. But now I can do my suwrfning on the couch n stuffs n Mommy n I can watch Animal cops n still wrepowrt magnazines n stuffs. I help wiss stuffs like that n stuffs. Shoo!

Tse weeknend

Shoo you guys! Yestnerday was the last part of Melodifestivalen! Just the Second Chance and Final left! Oh no it's so excitning I don't know what to do wiss myself n stuffs!

I thwrewnided up a haiwrball in the hallway n stuffs n Mommy almost stepnided in it n stuffs.

N Mommy keeps sayning that I can't lay on the computner, but how else am I supposnided to type n stuffs? Shoo! You guys, why is life so hawrd sometimes n stuffs? I'm gonna play wiss my twist tie. I love my twist tie!

Evewryone's home wiss me

Shoo! Mommy just camenided home n stuffs, she saidnided she had a roughned day so I had to plop n puwwr to make evewrytsing bettner. Now everytsing's bettner.

I've wruineded the wallpapner in the hallway n stuffs, but don't tell anyone n stuffs cause I didn't mean to n stuffs it just sowrt of happnieded.

Yestnerday my Morbror was hewre two thwree times n he playnided wiss me n my twist tie. It was fun n stuffs. Shoo shoo shoo I love my twist tie my twist tie I love my twistie twistie twist tie.

A tsing callnided snow for Awrni

Hello Awrni!

I hope you'wre havning it good even tshough we don't hang out anymowre n stuffs. I have it good n stuffs. We have bunchnes of snow outside n it's still comning down n stuffs. Daddy has to clean the cawr off evwry mowrning n stuffs n it takes Mommy fowrevner to walk to work n stuffs so she has to leave eaerlnier n stuffs, n you know what that means? She can't stay in bed n pet me! Snow sucks! Shoo! Stupnid snow! I like when Mommy stays in bed n pet me so I can plop n puwrr n stuffs.

So I told the snow to come see you Awrni, because it's fun to chase the snowflakes n stuffs when they'wre by the window n stuffs so it's not all bad n stuffs, but Mommy says I have to be cawreful in the window n stuffs so I don't knock hewr spicnes down n stuffs. So shoo!