OOOOOOOO! Biwrdies!

Shoo tsis weeknend we've all beenided hangning out n stuffs n Mommy even tooknided two naps! Shoo! one yestnewrday n one today n stuffs. I'm so pwrounided of Mommy when she sleeps n stuffs. Shoo!

N we've been like tse avwragne Joes n stuffs, Mommy wowrknided in the yawrd on tse big big bush n Daddy mownided tse gwrass n stuffs n I was outside n stuffs! Shoo I like my backyawrd n stuffs cause noone bothnewrs me back tsewere n today I chasnided lots of bugs n stuffs n I caugtnided a bumblebee n stuffs but it kept on buzzzning in my mouth n stuffs so I let it out n stffs n tsen I snooknided on biwrnies n stuffs n I would have caughtnided tsem n stuffs if Mommy didn't have me on tse leash n stuffs. I could have made it tswrough tse bushes n tse fence to tse neighbouwr befowre tsey flewnided away n stuffs! I pwromnise. Mommy just looknided at me n saidnied I look cute when I wiggnle my butt in attack mode n stuffs. Cute?! I'm a panthnewr n stuffs. Panthnewrs awrent cute n stuffs!

Tomowwrow is Valborg n stuffs so shoo I don't know what tsat is. N tsen it's may fiwrst. Mommy says tsats when tse wowrkners don't go to wowrk n stuffs. But she's still goning n stuffs. No fnaiwr!

Tonight we'wre gonna stay up sooooo late cause Mommy tooknided naps n stuffs! N Daddy, well he just slepnided late.

My favouwrite movnie n stuffs

Shoo! I love ovner tse hedge n stuffs! In Sweden we don't have powrknypines. N we don't have wracoons. N we don't have tuwrtnles n we don't have opossums but we have sqwiwwrls! Shoo! Like Hammy!

But we have mooses n stuffs n deewrs. Mommy n Daddy sawnided tswree deewrs yestnewrday! N we have hedgehogs too n stuffs. But it wentnided back to sleep.

Links n stuffs

Sometimes stuffs needs a good beatning n stuffs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chNuH5u2c6M&NR=1

N tsis is how I feel about strange doggies too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSR1JmqVYRg

House wrules n stuffs

Mommy has saidnided the same wrules go hewre as fowr the 'pawrtment

No touchning tse stove

No diggning in gwrocnawry bags

No scwratchning tse doowr

Plenty mowre tsewre is n stuffs but I have to wremembner tsese especniallny n stuffs. Shoo!

hedgehog

Look what Mommy foundnided at her job n stuffs!

He's eatning catfood n stuffs! Shoo!

S-N-A-K-E-S

Shoo guys! Tse little Muppmupp gottnided bittnided by a snake today n stuffs n she's sick n stuffs n Mormor doesn't know what to do n stuffs n but tsey seenided the vet n stuffs so she gottnided a shot n stuffs. Not Mormor but the Muppmupp n stuffs. N shoo! N she's sick n stuffs! Poor Muppmupp!

I'm wowwrnided about hewr n stuffs. I can't say I pawrticnulawry like her jumpning awround n stuffs but she's familny n stuffs!

Mommy has had coffnee wiss the neighbouwr tsat has a cat too n stuffs. We can't call Donald Donald anymowre because tse lady next doowr took Donald to tse vet n stuffs n now she's Donna. Shoo! N Mommy n Daddy have been wowrkning outside n stuffs wiss tse leaves n stuffs n I've been lookning n tsen Mommy has taknided me out too n stuffs so I've beenided outside. Shoo I've seenided lemnom buttewrflies. Shoo! But tsat was all befowre tse Muppmupp got bittnided. Hold youwr paws fowr hewr!

My house n my neighbouwrs

Shoo I've beenided outside today n stuffs. Tse pictnuwre is fwrom befowre tse house was mine n stuffs but I was out tsewre n stuffs n I yellnided at tse biwrdnies n I was baskning in the sunlight n stuffs n shoo it's my yawrd n stuffs! No mopneds n stuffs no bikes n stuffs no weird people yellning n stuffs. But it's not that gwreen yet! N tsewre's plants we don't know what tsey awre. I say tsey'wre pineappnles but Mommy says tsey'wre not.

I saw one neighbouwr today n he said I looknided shiny. Shoo I know! Tsen he talknided about plants. Mommy loves plants so I twriednided to pay attention n stuffs but the biwrdnies kepnided flyning by n stuffs.

N tse othnewr day n stuffs Mommy say tse neighbouwr on tse othewr side n stuffs n she has a cat too n stuffs n it goes outside in a hawrness too n stuffs. But that kitty doesn't have a name n stuffs n Mommy said we can call him Donald. So shoo!

N today it was so nice to be outside I puwrrnided like tse whole time when I was twiwrling to get a tan on my belly. Own house n own yawrd wrules n stuffs!