Hairballs

Shoo! I had a hairball incident n Mommy has to clean it up because Daddy just steps ovner it. I would clean it up but I have no thumbs...

The spring biwrdnies have startned singning. Shoo! It's still all snowny outside n stuffs. Don't Swednish biwrdnies know anytsing about spwringtime? I'm confusnided. But that's ok.

Yestnerday I lostnided my twist tie n stuffs. The bestnided one but now I've foundnided it n stuffs. Shoo!

Wet cat

Ok you guys I got a bath n stuff. Oh no! I was all wet n stuffs but now I'm all fluffy n soft n Mommy n Daddy keep on pettning me.

My new collnar

Shoo! Look! I have a Looney Tunes collnar! Shoo shoo shoo! It's blue n stuffs.

Yestnerday on Animal Cops it was a lot of kittnens n they wewre all yellning n stuffs so I had to slap the tv n stuffs because I was twrying to take a nap. (I never manage to stay awake through a whole show of anytsing) Oh no! So many kittnens!

Shoo n stuffs. Mommy got up earlny to take a showner n Daddy is alwready at work. I alreadny gotnided my breakfnast so this means nappy time!

Sleepy time

<- me when I was a littleler Knit

Shoo you guys! Mommy has been comning and goining all day today n stuffs but last time she camenided home I got to go wiss on the next twip. We picknided up Daddy n I got to wride in the cawr!

Mommy had a headache n stuffs n she asknided me to fix it. But I'm not a fixitknit I'm just a regular Knit so shoo, she tooknided a nap. That's like the fiwrst nap I've seen hewr take since I movnided to Sweden.

I'm gonna watch Animal Cops n stuffs. N play too n stuffs n sleep on my blankie. Shoo!

Visnitors

Yestnerday was a busny day! I woke Mommy up (twied to wake Daddy up too but he won't listnen...) Then I had to wait fowr Mommy to do all her wrunning awround wiss laundwry n stuffs.

Then when Daddy woknided up they wentnided to the stowre. They broughtnided home shampoo fowr me. Don't know what they're gonna do wiss that, but still n stuffs.

N then guess what?! We had guests! Fiwrst Morfar came n stuffs fowr a while n then he leftnided n then Mormor n Morbror came and atenided tacnos. They broughtnided their Muppmupp doggie. She looks like a sheep bunny. Shoo I love bunnies!

Wintner weathner

Shoo! It's - 19 degrees celsuis outside (-2.2 F) It's warm inside n stuffs though.

Oh no! Don't the bwrdnies get cold? Poowr birdnies...

The adventure

Tsank you Awrni for helpning me fixning my clock. Mommy's blogg has the change buttnon on the bottnom. Shoo I'm gonna gwrow up to be an Intnernet supportner.

Anyways you guys I was at the vets today n they didn't stick me withs anytsing! All they didnided was to scan me for my chip n stuffs so I can get wregistnered in Swednen n stuffs but I don't know how to n stuffs so shoo. They saidnided they'll call Mommy at work tomowwrow. Not that I'm planning to escape or anytsing, but you never know if the outside looks too temptning n I might do stuffs I didn't plan on doining n stuffs.

I was a good boy the whole car wride n I got in my cawwrier all by myself cause my blankie was in it n stuffs n then Mommy n I picknided Daddy up at work n stuffs n then we went all the way to Växjö! But it was fun. Shoo shoo shoo I'm gonna play with my twist tie!

My ikea bumblebee

When Mommy n Daddy went to Ikea they boughtnided me a presnent. A bumblebee. Shoo! It drives me cwrazny! It's just so chewie n stuffs. Shoo chewnie bumblebee!

Daddy works eawrlny in the morning n stuffs but I don't get my breakfnast from Daddy n stuffs cause that's a Mommy job n stuffs. Mommy leftnided earlny today to because she had to go to town n stuffs. What is thewre to do at 7 in the morning?? Besides layning in bed puwwrning with kisses?

N this bloggner clock is all wrong n stuffs. Shoo!

Mommy says I'm goning on an adventure tomowwrow! Shoo adventure! Wait a secnond! Does this mean I'm goining to the vet?!

My secwret passnion

I love when Mormor buys fresh bread from Cecil. I could just eat it wright out of tse bag. Yummm! Shoo bwread n stuffs.

Stuffs I'm not allownided to do

Ok you guys, I know I'm vewry spoilnided n stuffs, but there are tsings I'm not allownided to do. For instance

No sittning on the stove n stuffs. I didn't understand but then I burnided myself.

No scwratchning on walls. Don't know why

No scwratchning on the livning wroom furniture. Don't know why

No tearwning tsings out of closnets. Don't know why

No stickning my head in the toilet. Don't know why

No climbning up Daddy's n Mommy's legs when they're not wearning pants. Don't know why

I think that's prettny much it. Shoo I'm a spoilnided little Knit!

Flowners

I suppose Mommy tsinks it's spwring time cause we've got tulnips in the windnow. Shoo! They'wre in my way n stuffs.

We've been busny. Noone's been home wiss me n stuffs but Mommy gets off earlny tomowwrow but that usualny means that Mommy n Daddy will be home latner especiallny tomowwrow because they saidnided they might have sometsing to celebrate. I'm not allownided to say anytsing about it though so I won't. Shoo shoo shoo.

And we've got a thermometer now n stuffs for both inside n outside n stúffs n it's warmner inside that outside so shoo.

N I've lostnided my twist ties. All my twist ties are all gone n stuffs. Oh no! Daddy has to buy some more electronic stuffs n stuffs. Shoo!

Sittning hewre...

<---me pondnering at the kitchnen table.


My Mommy is odd. She says that when she puts her face in my fur n smells me n gets kisses from my cold wet nose all her troubles n wowwries go away n stuffs. That makes no sense! That means that ewewry time I clean myself n stuffs I have no twroubles, but it's wowwrysome enough to have the twrouble of cleaning myself, n all this tsuffs n stuffs is vewry confusning. I like when Mommy n Daddy pet me n stuffs, but I don't tsink it should be a life philosnophy. Shoo!

Cat show on tv

Yestnerday it was this show on tv n stuffs bout cats n stuffs callnided "The wowrlds best cat" and I wasn't in it! I got so disnapointnided! Mommy n Daddy always tell me I'm a good kitty. Shoo I don't undnerstand. Mommy saidnided sometsing about having to be pure breed n goining to shows n stuffs but I watch tv shnows n do twicks isn't that enough? Shoo, so confusning.

But that's ok, I'm a happy Knit anyway, even if I don't get my own tv-show!

Snow n stuffs

Shoo! See my box? Mommy n Daddy puttnided it aways so that I wouldn't move into a box. Shoo! I love boxnes. It's all snowny n stuffs outside. Look at my twees! Oh no! The biwrdies are cold n the doggnies are cold but I'm wawrm 'cause I'm in the 'partment.

I was in the basement n stuffs today. It was fun but sort of scawrny. It had many doowrs n stuffs n noisnes n stuffs so Mommy had to pick me up. That's it for wright now you guys I'm gonna play with my twist tie.

I love my twist tie, shoo my twist tie, my twistie twistie twiste twist tie!