Diss is my baby bwrotnewr

Diss is what he looks like n stuffs n now it's decidnided dat he'll come on satnuwrday n stuffs. I wreally wreally wreally hope he'll like me n stuffs! I know we'll hiss at each othnewr a lot in tse beginning n stuffs but I hope we'll stop n stuffs aftnewr a while n stuffs.

Mommy says I'm still gonna be hewr bestnestest Knit n I'm still gonna be tse baby knit n stuffs n I toldnided hewr dat I know tsat n stuffs n she's always gonna be my Mommy n stuffs. So shoo but I'm gonna be a big boy baby Knit because I'm gonna be tse big bwrothnewr Knit!

I tsink I'm gettning a baby bwrothnewr!

Shoo. Mommy n Daddy saidnided he was nice n stuffs the vet just has to make suwre he's healthny n stuffs n he has to be micwrochippnided n tsen he'll get picknided up on satnuwrday n stuffs. Shoo! I hope he likes me bettnewr tsan Bluebell did n stuffs...

Bye bye Bluebell!

Bluebell has gone home n stuffs but not ouwr home and stuffs the home she usnided to live n stuffs wiss hewr Mommy. But she hissnided at hewr Mommy. I hope she's gonna be ok n stuffs. Mommy says it's gonna take hewr a while to get back in hewr wroutine n stuffs. I'm back in my wroutine n stuffs.

Now I want a kittnen to play wiss!

Poowr Bluebell!

I don't tsink Bluebell is a happy cat n stuffs. I've been such a good boy passing hewr balls n stuffs, puwrring ather n stuffs twried to sniff hewr nose n stuffs let hewr have my Mommy fowr houwrs on end n stuffs n I've beenided so gentle n stuffs not yelling at hwer at all all weekend owr fwriday (just a little bit, but dats when she yellnided at me n stuffs) but she keeps yelling at me and she hissnes at the toys n stuffs and wruns away wiss tse yumyums n stuffs so Mommy says dat she needs to be wiss people dat can help hewr mowre tsan we can. Mommy's even been cwryning n stuffs and I don't like when Mommy's cwryning n stuffs she's wreally been twrying n stuffs. When Bluebell doesnent get to sit on Mommy's owr Daddy's lap when we'wre downstaiwrs she just sits somewhewre like in a cowrner owr undner tse sofa n gwrowls. Poowr Bluebell! N I've been so good n stuffs! I have to be good n stuffs, all I wantned was someone to play wiss! Like I usnided to play wiss

Awrni n Max!

I don't tsink I'm gonna get a puppy....

Mommy foundnided a cat outside wowrk n stuffs. She hissnes at me n I hiss at hewr. She smells weird and she's small. N stwripny. N she yells a lot. Shoo I dident ask fowr a sistnewr I asknided for a puppy you guys! She bettnewr not steal all my toys! Some toys is ok n stuffs, but I like toys too...

Shoo?

Mommy n Daddy saidnided I might get a puppy! Tsey saidnied I can't have a bunny owr a fewrrnet owr a biwrdnie so I saidnided what about a PUPPY!? N tsey saidnied maybe. Sometimes dat means no and sometimes dat means yes, so I don't know. But I don't want the puppy to chase me n stuffs owr eat my food n stuffs owr use my poopcave. So I only want a puppy if it's a good puppy, but one like dis one n stuffs. Mommy says dat kind snowres. I do too. But not as much as Daddy