Nintendo!

Shoo you guys! Daddy has gottnided an old nintendo n stuffs n Mommy loves nintendo n stuffs she even loves sayning nintendo n stuffs n she says it like Yoshi from nintendo 64 n then she giggnles n stuffs n I say shoo Mommy be nowrmnal n stuffs but she nevewr listnens n stuffs but that's ok because now we can say NiNtendO. Shoo! Mommy has been wreadning books about whewre she gwrew up n stuffs n she looks fowr people fwrom thewre n stuffs n she's foundnided bunchnes of stuffs online n stuffs n thass why I havnen't updatnided my blog cause she's been usning the computnewr. N stuffs. Shoo!

N I gavenided hewr some scwratchnes on hewr awrm n stuffs n they look cool! She wasnen't so impwressnided tsough. I never scwratch Daddy though, he doesn't have the same kind of scwratchnable skin. Shoo!

I'm on top of tsings

Shoo you guys I'm waitning fowr the eastnewr bunny cause I wreally wreally like bunnies n stuffs, but then I find out why I havnent seen the eastnewr bunny n stuff in Swednen they have eastnewr chicknens! I don't know what to do n stuffs! No bunny! N we don't have any eastnewr decnowrations n stuffs cause Mommy hasn't hadnided time to put any up n stuffs.

Yestnewrday I had a visnitowr, she's a fwriend of my Mommy so she is my fwriend too now. She pettnided me n I puwrrnided n stuffs n then I twriednided to teach hewr to thwrow my twist tie n stuffs, but she wasnent good at thwrowning twist ties n stuffs so Mommy had to thwrow it n stuffs but she still thought it was fun n stuffs. It doesnent take much to entewrtain humans thatss fowr suwre!

Hewre is a mystewrious place to be

Shoo you guys! Yestnerday Mommy n Daddy didn'nt come home until 'levnen clock at night! They saidnided they had been buildning stuffs at Mommy's job n stuffs. Shoo I've seenided whewre Mommy wowrks n stuffs n it doesn'nt look like it evnen tooknided til 'levnen clock to build the whole place n stuffs. I tsink they fell sleep n stuffs n they didn'nt wanna tell me n stuffs cause they didn'nt want to make me 'pset n stuffs cause I usnually sleep next to them n stuffs so. Shoo.

Today they camnided home at the wregnular time though. Good tsing! Yestnewrday I 'bout stawrvnided to death n stuffs. Mommy saidnided that we'wre gonna dwrink tea n watch Animal cops. I don't like tea, it's hot n stuffs but I do like animal cops n stuffs. Two out of five isn'nt bad n stuffs. Shoo!

Please tell me it's a joke n stuffs!

Shoo n oh no! Mommy saidnided she's off the whole weeknend n stuffs! You guys! That means no naps! She's gonna be bothwrnewrning me all the time n stuffs n gimme kissnes n pick me up n stuffs n play wiss me n. Hmm maybe thiss isnent so bad aftnewr all...