He's hewere n stuffs!
So I hissnided at diss guy n stuffs but he keeps coming back n stuffs n now I only hiss at him when he's twryning to eat my yumyums. I even smacknided him n he wouldnent stop eatning tsem! Tsen Mommy tooknided him and gavenided him baby yumyums but he wantned mine anyways! N when Mommy n Daddy leave tse wroom n stuffs he sounds like a squeeky doowr. Shoo what am I gonna do wiss him?? But I tsink I like him, I even let him wrun acwross me n stuffs.
He plays wiss evewrytsing and he's alwready runied mowre wallpaper tsan I have my entiwre life. Mommy says he's a wild kittnen and she wondnewrs who was wreally bowrn outside. But he's wreal gentle wiss me n Mommy n Daddy. He bettnewr not bite my Mommy tsen I'm wreally gonna have to beat him up!

