Pwresnent!

Shoo Mommy bwroughtnided a pwresnent home! When she wasnent payning ttention I foundnided it n gottnided it! N playnided wiss it! Shoo! N tsen Mommy tooknided it away n said I had to wait fowr sunday n stuffs! Sometimes not being abnle to tell tse time sucks n stuffs! But tsen again Mommy saidnided she'd wrap it fo

wr me wiss stwings! N I've got my Chwristmas collnawr on n stuffs n now we've got a twee! No puwrple n stuffs, that sucks thought but Daddy bwroknided the lights n stuffs so Mommy had to use the wred lights n she says puwrple n wred doesn't go togethnewr n stuffs n when it comes to tse colowrs n stuffs Daddy always says it's bettnewr to do as Mommy says n stuffs. Shoo! That's why its so good bening black n stuffs I go wiss Mommy's clothes all tse time!

Dawrk mowrnings n stuffs

Shoo it's all dawrk in the mowrnings n stuffs, and tsen it gets dawrk befowre I get my aftnewrnoon snack n stuffs. I don't know if tsewre's someone somewhewre wiss a fuse tsey didnent change n stuffs. And its windny n stuffs.

Yestnewrday Mommy boughtnided some wred lights n stuffs. They'wre cool n stuffs tsey camenided wiss twistties. See thwrough twist ties!

She saidnided too that I won't get Chwristmas pwresnents because the cawr is broknided again n stuffs, but like I saidnided I've got new twist ties n I've got littnewr, n I got yum yums n cwrunchny food n stuffs, so I'll be alwright n stuffs. So shoo! I'm suwre I'll get some ham n stuffs so that will be evnen bettnewr!

I'm gonna go kiss my Mommy now because she helpnided me type n stuffs. Shoo!

My house n stuffs

We've movnided in now n stuffs. I've got so many biwrdnies n stuffs I can't yell enough at tsem all!

I hadnided a few incnidents wiss the staiwrs n stuffs, but I tsink I have it undnewr contwrol n stuffs. Tumblning isnent as much fun as it sounds n stuffs.

Wrunning awround has most cewrtainly impwrovnided, lots mowre places to wrun to! Thewr'es wrooms I'm not allownided in tsough. Don't undnewrstand why. No faiwr!

Can't wait for the Chwristmas twree! Bet it will take a while longner n stuffs tsough, Mommy just now gotnided the windnow candles out n stuffs, she's slownewr tsis yeawr n stuffs. She's been sickneded tsough n stuffs. Wakning me up at night wiss hewr coughning n stuffs. Awren't thewre any wrules about stuffs like that n stuffs?

I'm expectning my yumyums to be sewrved soon n stuffs n I have to clean befowre bwreakfnast. Shoo!