Happy New Year!

Shoo you guys 2005 is just about ovner and 2006 is comning! You wready?! I'm wready! Shoo!

I love the angel chimes but Mommy or Daddy won't let me play with it when the candles are lit n stuffs but if I sniff on it hard 'nough n stuffs it still dings.

Have a best new year n stuffs n shoo. Yes n stuffs.

Fixning stuffs

Shoo we're havning a blizznard n noone can go anywhewre n stuffs so everyone's stucknided here wiss me!

Mommy fixnided her pants n stuffs and I got a new Knit covner. Daddy saidnided that it's fowr the sewning machine n stuffs but it's fowr me. So I don't get cwrumbs on me when I eat twreats.

Makes sense n stuffs. Shoo!

Hide n almost lostnided but sort of foundnided

Today when Daddy got home n stuffs he couldn't find me n stuffs because I fell asleep in my towner.

Mormor boughtnided it for me as a move n presnent n stuffs but I didn't use it much n stuffs so Mommy put flowners on it.

But shoo today I fell asleep in it n Daddy couldn't find me! I didn't mean to give him a heartntatnack (big word!) but I tsink I almost did! But then he foundnided me and shoo good tsing for me!

Maniac mood

Hi you guys!

It seems I gottnided into the coffnee or sometsing because I'm a cwracny Knit today. But I tsink it's because Mommy was twrying to starve me n stuffs. My breakfnast was sevnen minutes late! Oh no! Tsis is a catastrophny!

Have to play with the twist tie to wrelax a little bit n stuffs. Shoo where's my twist tie, where's my twist tie, where's my twistie twistie twist tie?

But I'm kind of snuggly too, especially if someone pets me.

Morning toilet

It is of uttner importance to stay clean n fresh. Washning ones scalp n stuffs is good fowr you and lessnens tendencies to baldness n stuffs. Mommy calls me cwrazny nut but that's ok, I know whewre I get it fwrom.

I want Mommy to stay home from work! She wowrknided all through the holidays n she's not done yet. This is no fun! Shoo! Four days open to close n then some. And the stupnid car is broknen again n the mechanic is off he says. Why is he off n my Mommy isnent?

I was thinkning I should get a job n stuffs. I could bwring a lunch box n pens. I'd be all set n stuffs. Shoo!

Chwristmas

Shoo Chwristmas is over n stuffs sort of at least n stuffs. I gotnided some more presnents, unwrappning presnents is fun n stuffs. The papner crinknles n I love crinkly stuffs.

Mommy was twryng to do pilates but she was on the floor n stuffs n I had to play with her hair n stuffs n then she said "Stop it Knit!" n I said "But shoo Mommy!"

N then Daddy was slicining the ham n stuffs n I atenided the ham n stuffs so shoo! It was a good Chwristmas. Crinkly stuffs, Mommy's hair n H-A-M.

Shoo, I love ham!

Wround goes the ball

Shoo, earlny Chwristmas presnent! Mormor gave it to me n stuffs. I've had a toy with the same idea behind it n stuffs but I don't have it here n stuffs but this is fun! Shoo, the ball goes wround n wround n stuffs n then I chase it n stuffs and then shoo the ball spinnnnns! Oh no, toys! I love my toys!

The great Snowball to the rescue!

I'm a supner hewro! Shoo! I'm flyning (sort of) around the 'partment! I can't save Mommy though, she has to have a root filling on her tooth. Oh no, they'wre gonna stick needles n drills in my Mommy.

Supner hewros don't cwry. Oh no!

I don't think I can handle all the pwressnure of being a Supner hewro, I'll stick to being Snowball, the infamous Knit!

Knit from space

I was playning with the plants n stuffs n then I got caughtnided! Oh no! I was twryning to look innocent n stuffs but my eyes wewre all big n stuffs so Mommy knew I had been playning. Shoo...

Note to self n stuffs, mess with stuffs n stuffs when noone's home.

Inside and out

Shoo, this is me n stuffs lookning out the windnow n stuffs. Mommy n Daddy wentnided to Växjö to buy stuffs and stuffs and I didn't get to come with n stuffs but I looknided out the windnow! And then I helpnided wrappning presnents n then I helpnided make the suprise for Mormor. Shoo, busny day!

Cleaning landy

Yestnerday we cleanided n stuffs. It was fun! I foundided dustbunnies n stuffs n then I looknided like a dustbunny but then we weren't gonna have any dust bunnies so I was aboutnided to get thrownided out! But then I was heavnier than a dustbunny n then I didn't get thrownided out. Shoo! Good tsing for me!

And then I stolnided some socks n stuffs n I was gonna hide them n stuffs but then Mommy brought a new basknet in the livningwroom and then I didn't know what to play with! Shoo, basknet, shoo socks, shoo basknet, shoo socks? Then I satnided thewre for a while n stuffs and then I put the socks in the basknet! But then Mommy n Daddy neednided the basknet for other stuffs n stuffs, n the socks gotnided put in the dirtny clothes n stuffs n then I didn't have anytsing to play with. But that's ok, I've got a stach undner the bed.

Uttner disnapointment

Mommy staynided in bed for like an extra minute n a half today n stuffs n then I rememberenided that she sometimes gets off earliner on Wednesdays n stuffs. She bringns home a book from the librarny n then she pets me n reands. But she toldnided me that she will be home the usunal time tonight! Oh no! Why is life so unfnair???

I hope she will be home with me soon. Daddy is fun too n stuffs and we play too n stuffs, but sometimes a Knit needs his Mommy.

Stowries

I've been sittning undner the twee talkning to Mommy n stuffs. She tells me all kinds of things n stuffs, n then I tell her some stuffs and then we sit there quietly for a while.

Yup.

The Internet hasn't been workning so much during the weeknend so we've been playning Spyro.

Shoo Mommy has no breakfnast I asknided her if she wantnided my breakfnast but she just looknided at me funny. But that's ok, Mowre for me!

Stowries

I've been sittning undner the twee talkning to Mommy n stuffs. She tells me all kinds of things n stuffs, n then I tell her some stuffs and then we sit there quietly for a while.

Yup.

The Internet hasn't been workning so much during the weeknend so we've been playning Spyro.

Shoo Mommy has no breakfnast I asknided her if she wantnided my breakfnast but she just looknided at me funny. But that's ok, Mowre for me!

Instructions andra delen

Shoo, aftner carefullny concidnering things n stuffs this needs to be addnided.

Wiss all due wrespecnt

The Knit.

Sleepiness

Hi you guys!

I've been sleepny n stuffs. Mommy's sleepny too, but she won't go to bed yet n stuffs. She says that that makes her life too much about work n only work n stuffs. Mommy says she's so tired that if it wasn't for her businessns stuffs she could sleep for a week. Which I think she should n stuffs because she hasn't had vacations n stuffs. She only gets one day off a week to n stuffs n she works Christnmas n new yearns n midsummners n eastners and all the time n stuffs. But Mommy doens't want to tell anyone n stuffs because all they tell her then n stuffs is that she only has herself to blame, she's tirned of hearning that. Shoo, be nice to my Mommy or I'm gonna umm, I don't know what I'm gonna do n stuffs, but be nice to my Mommy! Shoo!

I think Mommy should retirne and stay home with me n bake breads n stuffs all days. Shoo I love freshnided baknided bread n stuffs. Shoo shoo shoo

Instructions

Aftner carefullny discussning, this is what Mommy and I figurnided out. So, shoo!

Morning

No need to be alarmed, but Mommy is putting her make up on, shoo, she's goining somwhewre and I can't find my twist tie! What has the wowrlnd comided to?

This is my fwrustnaded look n stuffs.

Dumdidum

Mommy couldn't sleep last night and Daddy was up too n stuffs. They had sandwhiches n watchnided CSI Miami on Kanal 5. I wantnided to go to bed n stuffs but Mommy wasn't there n stuffs so I paynided with my twist tie.

Today I gottnided into the plants. Shoo it was fun n stuffs! Daddy got all mad n I don't know why but I don't think he could have gottnided mad about some dirt on his chnair.

Shoo 24 is on tonight. Mommy hasn't been home ALLLLLLL day today so I'm gonna hang out with her. Shoo shoo shoo. Where's my twist tie where's my twist tie where's my twistie twistie twistie twist tie? Oh no! Where is my twist tie???

The Twee is up!

The Twee is up, Mommy and Daddy didn't agwee on anything, but they didn't disagwee eithner. Shoo I must have been too busny with the laundwy basknet!

My Mormor and Morbror were here for coffnee too. They were playning with me n stuffs with my stwing. That was fun n stuffs. Mommy took the laundwy basknet away from me, but that's ok. I'll play with it tomowwow when she's not home n stuffs. Shoo!

Boxnes

Yestnerday we got some boxnes of stuffs that's our stuffs n stuffs. Now I've got my blankie n my breakfnast bowls n stuffs. Shoo!

Mommy's thinkning of puttning the Chwistmas twee up. We are havning some issnues.

Is it going to be a fake or a wreal twee?

If a wreal twee, should it be boughtnided or chopnided down at Mormor and Morfars?

Is it going to be a big or a small twee?

Whewre are we goining to put the twee?

What color lamps should the twee have?

Shoo, I don't know n stuffs, but Mommy keeps askning me! Eithner way Mommy n Daddy are goingning to the Chwistmas marknet in Eksjö tomowwow. Wee! Oh no! I don't know what a Chwistmas marknet is! Shoo!

A very nice Morfar!

Morfar got Daddy the Boxer tv thingie! Daddy will have more tv channelns n stuffs n Mommy's happy too n stuffs cause Daddy won't bug her about being bornided n stuffs.

I fell asleepnided in Daddy's coat. Let's play where's The Knit!

Mommy was sick today. She's kind of sick still but she slept now at least n stuffs. She says she'll be fine tomowwow. She has to be n stuffs, who else would give me my breakfnast?