busny day

Today (wednesday n stuffs) was Mommy n Daddy's anniversawrnryny. Three yeawrs n stuffs. But I don't believe that, I'm only two and a half so how could sometsing have happnided thwree yeawrs ago? Makes no sense!

So wreal today (thuwrsday n stuffs) is Mommy's biwrthday n stuffs. She gottnided a desk so that she has somewhewre to run her compnany. She's like Donald Twump only she says "you'wre a mowron" instead and she only says it in her head because she's too nice. Shoo!

Plus now I don't have to go to www.ratemykitten.com www.catster.com or www.cuteoverload.com in the kitchnen I can do it watchning animal cops n stuffs. So shoo! I'm a luckny Knit!

Olympnics

Tsis is my olympnic pose n stuffs. Wiss my butt to the TV. Shoo I don't undnerstand the metal hunt. Shoo, can't they just buy tsem on e-bay n stuffs? Seems sowrt of sillny to go to Italny for some metal when they have it in stowres n stuffs.

It was my Gwanny's biwrthday yestnerday n we've boughtnided pawrty Momkney napknins. Shoo! I love pawrty Momkney napknins! They'll get usnided fowr Mommy's biwrthday too. Mormor, Morfar n Morbror awre comning ovner n stuffs. They'll bwring the Muppmupp too! Shoo!

My new hair brush

Mommy n Daddy went to Granngården the othner day n they boughtnided me a hairbrush! Shoo! It's fun n stuffs n now I'm even shinier than I was before n stuffs.

I've been a good boy n I've gottided lots of kisses n stuffs n I give kisses too n stuffs n that's why I'm a good boy.

It's beenided almost a week since I last broknided Mormor's flowner pot n Mommy isn't gonna tell her n stuffs because she's afraid that Mormor's gonna get mad n stuffs. Poor Mommy.

It's her birthday next week, she's gonna be old n stuffs. I thought I was gonna hiwre a choiwr n stuffs to sing sometsing like "Shoo you're old n stuffs but you give me bwreakfnast n stuffs so I still love yooooooou!" What do you tsink?

Shoo! It's snowning out again n I'm gonna look at it, it's fun especiallny when the wind catchnes some of them n it looks like they'wre wrunning n stuffs.

Shoo n Oh no!

I've been twryning to make Mommy or Daddy help me wiss my blogg n stuffs but Mommy hasn't beenided home n Daddy I don't know why he won't help me type n stuffs.

I've been lookning online for prosthesis thumbns n stuffs so that I can do stuffs myself n stuffs like opening the bwreafnast pouchnes n stuffs. N then maybne expand my businessns n stuffs.

Maybne someone will be home wiss me soon n stuffs beacauce I need more ttntnion in the mowrnings n stuffs but everyone's always rushning somewhewre.

Maybne I can make Mormor n Morfar give me a puppy! Shoo! I can have their Muppmupp as they'wre gettning anothner one perhaps n stuffs. But the Muppmupp wants to play with my toys n stuffs, she kills them n stuffs. No fun. I guess I just have to hope that Mommy gets a day off soon. I like hangning out wiss Daddy too, don't get me wrong n stuffs but he doesn't clean my littner box. Shoo!

Stuffs I like to add to my lists n stuffs

Shoo I forgotnided some stuffs! I like eggs too n stuffs n I don't like haiwrdwryners. N I like Swiffners but I don't like when someone's leavning. Thatss no fun.

You guys, it's snowning like cwrazny again! Mommy says the weathner is like thiss in Swednen but it will be springtime n summner time soon. Shoo! Duwrning the whole time I've beenided in Swednen it's been cold n stuffs. Mommy also saidnided that when it gets warmner (shoo! IF it gets warmner I say n stuffs!) I get to go outside in my hawrness again. Walkning in the snow is cold so I don't want to go outside n stuffs now n stuffs I just like to play wiss the snow fwrom the balcony n stuffs. So shoo! I've lostnided my twist tie again. Oh no! I keep losningmy twist ties. I need to have a twist tie bag wiss me all the time n stuffs.

Lists of the day n stuffs

Tsings I like n stuffs

- Twist ties
-Mommy n Daddy
- Food pouchnes
- Playning in the littner box
- Lookning out the windnow
- Yellning at biwrdnies
- Stwings
- Bwreakfnast
- Layning in bed when evwryone's pettning me n stuffs
- Watchning Scoobny Doo n Animal Cops
- Chewning on cellphones

Tsings I don't like n stuffs

-Vacuum cleaners!!!!!!!!!!
-Landline phones wringning
- gettning caughtnided lookning for ham in the gwrocarny bag

Shoo I tsink that's pwrettny much it n stuffs. Shoo shoo shoo! Now I'm gonna play witss my twist tie n watch animal cops. Shoo I'm the happy Knit!

Who's the soft fluff? - I'm the soft fluff!

Shoo you guys! My Mommy has gotten dwrillnided in now and she has to get dwrillnided in again too. Oh no! My poor Mommy. Good tsing she has a soft fluff. I like to be pettnided n stuffs but only when I wanna be pettnided n stuffs n that's usuallny when peoples are busny n stuffs so I just lay on the computner n stuffs or meow on the floowr n stuffs n then peoples pick me up n stuffs n then I purr n stuffs n then they have to pet me. Shoo! They got twricknided!

I like ishavsröra. It's some kind of goo n stuffs. Don't know what's in it n stuffs but now it's in my belly. Shoo!